I’m a cheatin’ fool!

I was unfaithful last night – to my long time love. I feel awful. It was disgusting. I never should have done it. I swear I’ll never do it again. What was I thinking? What could have possibly lured me away to try this? ……

To try THIS???

What makes this all the more painful is that I am still nursing my 6 month old son, I only get one shot at a beer any time we’re out – I get ONE and I wasted it on this? When I took the first glug I imagine my face turned the same shade as the bottle. But since this was my ONE beer, you can bet I was going to finish it. I kept sipping thinking the taste would grow on me, you know like sometimes that first sip of a glass of wine is not so good, but the further down the glass you get, the better it tastes? Not so with Miller Chill- even the name makes me cringe.

I’m sorry Miller Lite, please forgive me – after this brief dalliance, you can be assured that I am a ‘one beer lady’. (And, when I’m finished nursing I’ll be a ‘one, more, oh yes another, oh, okay just the one more beer lady’ once again!)